Wedding Harmony Dreamers Mugs

Newlywed violinists

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

Quantum Psychic

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Timber preservation

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Real Estate Personals

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'I just think we should be together'.

Bridal bootcamp

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Two men in urns holding hands