Wedding Fanatics Mugs

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Merge Ahead