Wedding-escapee T-Shirts

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"OK, now what?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Elevator/Open Range

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

A dramatic moment in the attempt to introduce mid-level management to the wild.

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"The Judge gave me a choice - marry his daughter or go to jail. You're looking at a happy man."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

The great Dessert Island.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Elopement

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

Just noisy.

As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house."

"How's the divorce going?"

'Ah, out of the store, and onto the golf course...No complains from angry customers, no disgruntled employees...and yet I still have to refrain from saying what I'm thinking.'

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

"I came on this trip to get a break from sitting in a cubicle all day!"