Wedding-escapee Mugs

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"OK, now what?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

A dramatic moment in the attempt to introduce mid-level management to the wild.

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"The Judge gave me a choice - marry his daughter or go to jail. You're looking at a happy man."

The great Dessert Island.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Elopement

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.

'Ah, out of the store, and onto the golf course...No complains from angry customers, no disgruntled employees...and yet I still have to refrain from saying what I'm thinking.'

"How's the divorce going?"

"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house."

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

"I came on this trip to get a break from sitting in a cubicle all day!"

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

Just harried.