Marital Escape Artist Mugs

Surprise a marital escape artist with a mug that celebrates their clever and elusive nature. Perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs are witty and fun, making everyday moments a little more amusing.

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"After 20 years of marriage we'd like to get away from it all...including each other!"

"After 20 years of marriage we'd like to get away from it all...including each other!" mockup

"After 20 years of marriage we'd like to get away from it all...including each other!"

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'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.' mockup

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..." mockup

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

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"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband." mockup

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband." mockup

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye." mockup

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them. mockup

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

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Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo! mockup

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

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'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.' mockup

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

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Crib Escape

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Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman mockup

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

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Tweaking the CV.

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Desert Island Fantasies

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...' mockup

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

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Fox hunting.

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"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays." mockup

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

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An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster. mockup

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

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'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.' mockup

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

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Wishing Well

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"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it." mockup

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

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"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?" mockup

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

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Tsunami Evac Route

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'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.' mockup

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

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Prisoner Crossing

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"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing." mockup

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

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"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday." mockup

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

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'Step on it, Larry.'

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On Holiday

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"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!" mockup

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

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'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.' mockup

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

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'I'm willing to relocate.'

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Marital Escape Artist Mugs Collection

Marital Escape Artist Pillows

Our pillows celebrating an escape artist’s personality add humor and charm to any room. Soft, witty, and uniquely personalized, they’re a cozy reminder of their free spirit.

Marital Escape Artist Prints

Decorate with art prints that humorously reflect their creative escape skills. Perfect for brightening up any space with wit and personality.

Marital Escape Artist T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that capture the playful spirit of a marital escape artist. Comfortable and humorous, they're ideal for expressing their love for independence.