Family Escape Artist Mugs

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'After much thought and consideration, I've decided to remain as coach of the team in order to spend less time with my family.'

'We're looking for someone who will take anything just to get out of the house.'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

School holidays

Crib Escape

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Wishing Well

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.