"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"
Childhood Escape Artist Mugs
Start their day with a mug that captures the clever, mischievous spirit of childhood escape artists—fun, witty, and full of personality, it's an ideal gift for those who love a good escape story.
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Tweaking the CV.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
School holidays
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'
Fox hunting.
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
Prisoner Crossing
Tsunami Evac Route
As you like it - One way of catching fish
'Step on it, Larry.'
'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'
"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."
Childhood Escape Artist Mugs Collection
Childhood Escape Artist Pillows
Check out our pillows collection for charming and witty designs that celebrate the cleverness of childhood escape artists—add a fun touch to any space.
Childhood Escape Artist Prints
Browse our prints collection for artwork that captures the playful and inventive essence of escape artistry—bring a dash of mischief into your decor.
Childhood Escape Artist T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts featuring whimsical and smart designs inspired by the inventive spirit of escape artists—perfect for expressing a playful personality.