Wedding Attendee With A Twist T-Shirts

'...may your union be blessed with children...and for those of us who believe in ATTACHMENT PARENTING, could they please do so now!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Wedding disaster #27.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Merge Ahead

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Wedding Fayre

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"