Attending Weddings T-Shirts

"[Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... oh, wait... my bad... I now pronounce you man and wife.]"

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

A heart shaped cake

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

We'll have Manhattans...

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."