Wedded With A Reel Pillows

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Local Knowledge

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Only caught one, eh."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"FISH ON"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

I hate these flying fish

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Give that back!'

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

I brake for worms

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Cinemaplex

Salmon Fishing.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.

Fly fishing

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier