Wedded With A Reel Pillows

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Local Knowledge

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"FISH ON"

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fisherman get a good catch.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

I hate these flying fish

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

I brake for worms

'Give that back!'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Salmon Fishing.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Cinemaplex

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier