Webinar Warrior Pillows

'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.