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Web Traffic Cynic Prints
Decorate their space with a clever print that celebrates the web traffic cynic’s unique outlook. Perfect for inspiring a laugh or a knowing smile.
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
No Immediate Danger
Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-
Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!
"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."
Unsocial Networking.
Social media and privacy
"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."
"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"
"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"
iPhone: Leading Our Grand March Into Mass Mediocrity
Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'
Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)
"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."
This country is on the road to ruin!
"Am I covered for the brain cell damage caused by your TV commercials?"
'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'
Man celebrates his Google ranking.
"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."
"We interrupt this endless stream of mind-numbing adverts to bring you a TV programme..."
This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."
We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right.
Pot hole.
"Here, this one says it gives cold relief in seven to ten days. . . wait a minute! Don't colds usually only last seven to ten days?"
TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Pat Buchanan?'
'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'
Such a Coincidence
Prison on an airplane
Ministry of Transport: 'Pssst! Do you want to buy a railway?'
Free at last from all forms of electronic and digital interconnectedness!
Just kidding, we don't really reject you for not reading all those terms of service agreements.
I dunno - I don't really trust technology. Click here.
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