Web Security Warriors Prints

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

I am not a robot

Web cams. Web scams

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Death in the red zone

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

Meta data retention.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

SOPA supporters regroup.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Password-sharing?! I only agreed to exchange vows...No one said anything about exchanging passwords!"

Internet security illustration.

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

'That website has been blocked.'

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper & lower case letters, some numerals and at least two symbols."