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"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

Scarpia's Palace

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"This is not good at all!"

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People told me virtual dating was safe!

Two men converse secretively

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

'I drank too much last night.'

"I'm not sure what to think of his liking the same shows that I watch."

'Am I old enough to start point-shaving?'

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

Outbreak of Boer War

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

"We believe every conspiracy theory we hear. That's heard mentality."