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"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Scarpia's Palace

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"This is not good at all!"

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People told me virtual dating was safe!

Two men converse secretively

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

'I drank too much last night.'

'Am I old enough to start point-shaving?'

"I'm not sure what to think of his liking the same shows that I watch."

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

Outbreak of Boer War

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."