Web Hosting Pillows

'Someday we can be the Wink Martindale of web hosts.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Horn of Leftovers

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Clickbait

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'