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Man looks at saucy pictures on the internet, saying to wife: 'This is 'me time', OK?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

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A Good Batch.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Santa Claus's Mail

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Giraffe Umbrella

Bring your own inflatable.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Bookworm Sleepover

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."