Weatherproof Wanderer Pillows

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Sausages.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Hither and Yon sign

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...