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Raincloud Umbrella

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

A sure sign of rain

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Captain steering house through flood.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

The Reason for Storms

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Weather today.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

Walken On Clouds

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

The original sundial.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Leaky Weather Magazine.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'