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'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Eat me"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Phew, that was close."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Crow and fox

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'