Weather Service Employee Pillows

"Three, please. Any color."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Snow globe

Pop star weather report.

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

The Art of Bantering!