Weather Service Employee Mugs

"Three, please. Any color."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Weather channel.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Snow globe

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

The Art of Bantering!

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"