Weather Detective Mugs

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

'I found the termites!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Stratigraphy

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Newton's Law and Order.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

The Hummingbird

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Elephant Tracks.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'The bad news is that it is quite balmy today, the good news is my lips have never been more kissable.'

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

"Great location. Let's check it out."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.