Weather Detective Mugs

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

'I found the termites!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Stratigraphy

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Newton's Law and Order.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

The Hummingbird

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Elephant Tracks.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

"Great location. Let's check it out."