Heat Detective Mugs

It doesn't take her long to find the warmest place in the house.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Science and Coronavirus

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Chilli

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

'Too much spice?'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"You fix it by buying a new one."