Wearables Pillows

Much needed Apple Watch features

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Ready for a run!

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

A man opens front door in his night shirt

'Was the class too early for you?'

The 39 Steps

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"...and if I press this button..."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"Next bench is four steps."

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."

"Look, it even shows how much time I'm wasting on silly gadgets."

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be dead!"

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

"And this app here tells me how much I'm spending on pointless gadgetry."