Wearables Pillows

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

Ready for a run!

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

'Was the class too early for you?'

A man opens front door in his night shirt

"...and if I press this button..."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"Next bench is four steps."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."

"Look, it even shows how much time I'm wasting on silly gadgets."

"And this app here tells me how much I'm spending on pointless gadgetry."

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be dead!"

"You wear pyjamas!"

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."