Weaponry Wonderer T-Shirts

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Nuclear Proliferation

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

The Bronze Age of Television

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Ancient Weapons

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Word Of God

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Garden Pest Solutions

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Poet and Peasant

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

'Just explain to me how a multimillionaire can be in a 15% tax bracket...'

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"