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Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Nuclear Proliferation

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

The Bronze Age of Television

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Ancient Weapons

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Word Of God

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Garden Pest Solutions

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Poet and Peasant

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

'Just explain to me how a multimillionaire can be in a 15% tax bracket...'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"