Wealthy With Work Ethic T-Shirts

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Back to Work

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

" ... and here's where you took vacation."

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Job Bored

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

Genius in a Bottle.

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'