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'I, J. Wellington Griswald, being of sound mind but unfortunately, not of sound stock ventures...'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

The president's men

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Will work for ETFs

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Takeovers.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

Greed.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Counting dollars

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'