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'I, J. Wellington Griswald, being of sound mind but unfortunately, not of sound stock ventures...'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

The president's men

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Will work for ETFs

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Takeovers.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

Greed.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Counting dollars

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'