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"Maybe it's time we look into home colleging."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The president's men

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Takeovers.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"That was a rumor day."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

'What say we set aside all our petty grievances and just hate each other on general principles.'

"Hi, I'm Cindy, the company's most toxic employee!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Remember, Henderson - Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've sacrificed your leverage.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."