Wealth-and-relationship Critiquers T-Shirts

"What's your novel about?"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

'May the groom kiss the bride?'

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."

'We anticipate anticipated profits.'

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

"I bought the roses. I don't need to smell them."

'I asked myself, is what I've got enough? Is the big house, the cars, the expensive clothes really enough. Isn't their more to life?'

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

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"Click here if you accept his terms and conditions."

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

'I'm leaving you, Harold. You're boring, predictable, and your texting borders on pathetic.'

'Anyway, what's happiness? It can't buy money!'

"...He's just freelancing for Mammon!"