Waxy Wonder Pillows

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Candle Portraits.

Cat Reunion

Mantis Love

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

Dance.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I hate it..."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Ink Eraser

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Now that's art!"

Domestic Animals.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I had half a date last weekend."

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

Garden genomes.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Death Watch

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Wise Cracker

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Dude. I had the 'craziest' dream last night. And you were in it."