Waxing Aficionado Mugs

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

On holiday.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

Candle Portraits.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Georgian head-dress

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Today's Rapunzel

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"You have the wrinkles of a woman half your age."