Waxing Wonder Mugs

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Claus 2.0

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Candle Portraits.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Sportknitting

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Where bikini wax comes from.

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

'Eddie, thanks for being so understanding about our break-up. So whatcha doin' there? A little product testing?'

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!