Waxing Wonder Mugs

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Claus 2.0

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Candle Portraits.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Sportknitting

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'Eddie, thanks for being so understanding about our break-up. So whatcha doin' there? A little product testing?'

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

Cotton Buds.

"Keeping busy is central to my life. I spend every waking moment power napping."