Waxing Aficionado Prints

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

On holiday.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

Candle Portraits.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Georgian head-dress

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Today's Rapunzel

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"High time!"

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'Did you just curdle?'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"You have the wrinkles of a woman half your age."