Watering Can Hunters Pillows

"Do you have any memory of the watering can?"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Uh-oh.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

No Loitering

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

The Water Diviner

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

Wall-ruses.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'Hey, nice gun! What do you hunt with it?'

Banksy

'Man In the Moon'

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

What has really happened in the desert...

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"