Water Hunting Pillows

The Water Diviner

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Bring your own inflatable.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Tallyho!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

A Bloody Butcher

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Pointing.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.