Watercooler Wizard T-Shirts

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

'We've had to pool our resources.'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

Box of powdered gossip, just add water.

The Water Diviner

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

"Believe me, management isn't talking about you behind your back. In fact, they're not talking about you at all."