Watercooler Wizard Mugs

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

'I'm here for 10 years and I don't have a clue about what this company is doing. I'm here just because of the gossip!'

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

'The key to my job security is nobody knows I'm actually working here.'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'We've had to pool our resources.'

"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

The Water Diviner

Box of powdered gossip, just add water.

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'