Water Witcher Pillows

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Macbeth: Take Two

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'