Water Witcher Mugs

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Macbeth: Take Two

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

The Perfect Cannonball

'You can't come in here with that.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.