Water Wing Wonder Pillows

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Butterfly Woman

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Caliologist

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Butterfly Woman

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

Sara Sampaio

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'They must be trash fish!'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"Wow nice jump!"

C. Doppler takes a walk.

Childhood Friends

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

'Anyone got a hanky?'

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

End of the carrier pigeon.