Water Safety Buff Gifts

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"We wish we could drink the water."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Mash-Test Dummies.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Halloween health & safety.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Save the river.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

Will work for clean water.

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

Minnesota ground water

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"It was a professional hit..."

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

Flower steals water during a drought.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

A man has wind turbines in his bath