Water Pressure T-Shirts

High water pressure

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Neptune

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

The big questions in life.

'Now let's see how he handles pressure...'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'