Pressure Handler T-Shirts

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

'...If he misses, I want everyone else to immediately start pointing fingers and blaming Brady.'

'Now let's see how he handles pressure...'

"... and the next speaker will be our out-going president."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

'Go ahead, Bill, order the wine. It's not like you're under any pressure.'

"I find I work best under the pressure of having to explain to friends what I do to make so much money."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Fragile stamper.

D.I.Y with dad.

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Printers

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Ring around the rosey ...'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

Who reports on the reporters?

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"Gotta go."

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

Well, I'm not leaving.