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'The menu's in French with no prices and he orders the wine. Let's see how he handles pressure.'

The fate of the emigrant

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Business Duck

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Homeless count.

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

Number Phobia.

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

Food prices.

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"Don't get caught."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."