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'The menu's in French with no prices and he orders the wine. Let's see how he handles pressure.'

The fate of the emigrant

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Business Duck

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Homeless count.

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

Number Phobia.

Food prices.

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"Don't get caught."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."