Water Pressure Pillows

High water pressure

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Neptune

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

America's funniest election gaffes

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Now let's see how he handles pressure...'