Water Guns Pillows

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

"If you dump me Mary, I swear I'll pull the trigger."

Neptune

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Bang!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"We wish we could drink the water."

Children playing around a water pump

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Boat Launch'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"I'm addicted to water."

"FISH ON"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'