Water Guns Pillows

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

"If you dump me Mary, I swear I'll pull the trigger."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Neptune

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Bang!"

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"We wish we could drink the water."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"FISH ON"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Children playing around a water pump

"I'm addicted to water."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'