Water Elements Gifts

Pisces Zodiac Sign.

The Style of Elements

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Neptune

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Children playing around a water pump

"I'm addicted to water."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Electrolyte Orchestra.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

When the water's colder than you thought...

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Nature Girl and the Four Elements.

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

'They must be trash fish!'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"