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Automation of Security

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Watch Tower strip 3 - Eye Spy

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Privacy - Surveillance

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

The bailout.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Keeping Time

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

Spiv

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'It's called a digital watch.'

"...and if I press this button..."

J. Parry Clockmaker

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."