Watchman Pillows

Automation of Security

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Watch Tower strip 3 - Eye Spy

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Privacy - Surveillance

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"It's running five minutes fast."

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

The bailout.

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. I just came out of hibernation."

"You're late."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

Keeping Time

Spiv

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

Degas: l'iphone

'It's called a digital watch.'

A New New World Order

"...and if I press this button..."

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.