Watching Tv Prints

Ostrich has head in sand to watch TV set

"Without cookie, me just monster."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

'I can't read but I have excellent tv viewing skills.'

"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"

Newpaper reads: Cable Out - 1000s forced to read.

'Illiterate? Can't read? -- Just send for our free brochure....'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'

"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'We talk, we dialog, we speak one to the other, but we don't communicate.'

'In a surprise move today, everybody filed for bankruptcy.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

Warning: The following music video contains NO sex and violence.

Print media strikes back.

"You've been watching too many of those CSI shows."

Elephant in the Room

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'...recommended by 4 out of 5 quacks!'

"All right, but just one more episode."

'Why is it all repeats?'

'American, idle.'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

"In search of America's laziest man..."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'...Then we have the intelligence test. If we find any, you're out.'

'Where does this go?'

Please stay tuned. The world has temporarily gone insane.